Saturday, January 21, 2006
Not so pretty girls
Now, we all know that beneath the veneer of docility, sweetness and the glorious singing voice, Disney-princesses are in fact very devious, scheming, dangerously intelligent women. How else do you explain overworked, underpaid domestic servants (Snow White) and mute, socially maladjusted charity cases (Ariel) ending up as queens?
I'm quite sure the happily-ever-afters couldn't have been achieved if not for a lot of behind the scene manipulation.
So taking a leaf from these gorgeous and gifted women...
One wet, steaming, innocuous afternoon, I got a certain Badass (with wonderful ass!) to buy half of a pair of couple watch. And once the bands were slipped over our wrists...
They transformed themselves into silken handcuffs!
Badass is now chained to me!
Forever!
*evil laugh*
So yea... I got me some "friendship watch". They're really cool coz the watch faces and bands are like those rulers we had as kids. You know, those with ribbed plastic surfaces that displayed different pictures when you tilted them at different angles? Yea... they're called holograms.
I know coz I checked/did lots of research/badgered my science-y friends.
;p Thanks Vegetarian!
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